DALAWANG TIG-LILIMANG DAANG piso ang dinukot ng isang sexy actress at iniabot sa isang reporter. Pakonsuwelo ‘yon sa isinulat ng reporter tungkol sa kanya.
As she was forking over the slightly crisp bills, binati ng reporter ang halatang original niyang LV wallet. “Bigay lang po ito sa akin,” mahinhing sabi ng aktres. Sensing who the giver could possibly be, sabi ng reporter ay kilala niya ito.
“Initial nga po kung talagang kilala n’yo?” Hamon ng aktres. “M,” tugon ng reporter. Ngumiti ang aktres. Susog uli ng reporter, “Initial ng apelyido, gusto mo?” At tumugma nga ang letra sa pagkakilanlan ng nagbigay ng LV wallet.
Pero defensive ang aktres, “Naku, nanliligaw lang po siya sa akin!” Oh, he had better be. May pananagutan na kasi sa buhay ang lalaki, bukod pa sa may iniingatan itong pangalan sa pulitika.
SANG-AYON SI JOEY de Leon sa deklarasyon ni Manny Pacquiao na sa susunod daw niyang laban, siya na lang ang kakanta ng Lupang Hinirang. Nasabi ito ni Pacman as if to resolve the endlessly raging debate on how our national anthem should be sung.
Ani Tito Joey, kung seryoso raw ang pound-for-pound boxing champ, magtatala ito ng kasaysayan sa kanyang larangan.
For a moment, natawa ako sa tinuran ni Manny as he seemingly wants to hold on to so many handprops: glove on either fist, mike on his left hand (bilang singer) and legislative pen (in pursuit of his congressional dream).
MARAMI ANG NANINIWALA na gimik ‘yung pagiging missing in action ni Jennylyn Mercado to drumbeat her concert. But as far as her manager Becky Aguila was concerned, Jen’s no-show in her supposed Strartalk guest appearance last Saturday caused her anxiety.
Paano raw siyang hindi mababahala, Jen would neither pick up her cellphone nor reply through text. Siguro naman if Jen had planned an agenda, hindi niya para itaya ang kanyang image as well as her relations with GMA 7.
Balita ko, may sanctions na ipapataw ang network kay Jen. Hindi naman kasi biro ‘yung sinunod lahat ng programa ang kanyang guesting conditions only to bungle its sequence!
Here’s hoping that her work attitude does not affect her professional ties with Belo Medical Clinic as its latest endorser.
