LISTENING AND watching Lovi Poe and Rocco Nacino being interviewed about the real score between them gives an impression that they inhabit an ancient world.
Without them confiming it, halatang meron na naman silang relasyon. Yet both of them insist with conviction, “No, but we’re exclusively dating.”
Tila sa panahong ito, the phrase “exclusively dating” has come to mean “oo, may relasyon na kami.” Kung bakit mahirap para kina Lovi at Rocco who are both way past their teenage years na amining sila na nga is beyond our comprehension.
May paeklay pa si Lovi na, “We’ll see” pagbalik daw nila buhat sa dalawang linggong bakasyon sa Europe. Take note, their sojourn is not work-related kundi isang personal na biyahe upon the invitation of Lovi’s sister.
We’ll see-we’ll see pa ang hitad, samantalang ‘yung sinasabi niyang “we’ll see” ay WE’VE SEEN na, ‘no!
Hay, naku, tumigil na sana ang mga nagsusumixteen na magkarelasyong ito, as their pa-cute denial reeks of katsipan!
Pepperoni
by Ronnie Carrasco III
